Avast ye scallywags! In case ye didn’ know, today be talk like a pirate day. An’ here’s what our scurvy dog Pierson be sayin’:
If yer a likin’ these sayins, then put ‘em up on yer pinty board thingy. Or I’ll be feedin’ ye to the fishes!
Ye got somethin’ t’ say? Be sure to talk like a pirate.