August 18th is officially Bad Poetry Day. And in celebration of this momentous day, Ku and Oz are hosting a Bad Poetry Contest! So today, my notorious poop-eater Pierson tells us a poem. You be the judge on whether it is bad or good:
Visit Ku at HaikuByKu.com and visit Oz at OzTheTerrier.com and check out the blog hop to find other bad dog and cat poets that have entered the contest.
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August 16, 2013 at 7:27 am |
Sounds like fun!
August 16, 2013 at 8:02 am |
I sure hope you got the poo out of the cat box…that stuff is delicious!!! Cute poem π
August 16, 2013 at 8:05 am |
Nope. We don’t have a cat. He likes to eat my other dog Maya’s poo and poo from the wild rabbits that live under our shed. Yuck!
August 16, 2013 at 8:50 am
Yummy, chocolate wabbit eggs…my sister and I enjoy those too but Mom also says No, Yuck!
August 16, 2013 at 8:11 am |
Hehehehe what a funny poem! Whee love it!
Nutty, Nacho, Buddy & Basil
xxxx
August 16, 2013 at 8:45 am |
BOL! BOL! That was hilarious!!! I love it.
Thank you for participating in the contest! It is so much fun going around and reading everyone’s poems.
*high paw*
Oz
August 16, 2013 at 9:20 am |
Hahaha….and how true. π
August 16, 2013 at 10:09 am |
My old husky, Katie, used to stop and eat the flowers. Maybe you should try a rose for dessert?
August 16, 2013 at 10:26 am |
WOL! Wooooowooooooo, Ku
August 16, 2013 at 10:40 am |
OK, that is BAD! LOL!
August 16, 2013 at 11:38 am |
It’s so bad I liked it!
August 16, 2013 at 4:38 pm |
Dougie the Westhighland terrier from the UK says:
For the poetry competition,I’m entering a sonnet:
About the time I had my (you know what op) and the vet had me wear a bonnet,
Actually Mum said it’s generally called a cone,
Whatever …sure stopped me having my bone,
So, out on a country walk one day,
Something really enticing came my way,
Just within reach some really stinky foxy poo
And also, enormous brown pats, made by cows that go moo !
I couldn’t resist, nothing could stop me, I got down and dirty and rolled all around in it!
Only to see my Mum turn round and scream loudly,’get out of that S..it!!
Then I really knew I was in the SHI.
As now I had only brown fur where it used to be white
Though I am proud to say Pierson, I don’t eat poo,
I’m very envious that you do !!!
ps: had a big shower after that, never done it since
August 16, 2013 at 4:50 pm |
LOL! That’s great Joanne!!! π Pierson especially likes that he’s in your poem with Dougie. Is SHI supposed to be shite?
August 17, 2013 at 2:15 pm
Yes, rhymes with white, but I’m too polite !!!
August 16, 2013 at 5:13 pm |
Ha ha, I think it’s a great poem!
August 16, 2013 at 10:26 pm |
OMD!! Ma is laughin’ her arse off!!! I loves your poem too Pierson!!
I don’t know thou, I thinks it was pretty good…
Ma had an Irish Terrier that ate poo too! (HA!! I rhymed!! hehehe)
Thanks bunches for stoppin’ by my bloggie!! I always love meetin’ new furiends!
Kisses,
Ruby β₯βΊ
August 17, 2013 at 7:08 am |
Rabbits eat their own poo, too…no shame to the poo eatin’ game!
August 17, 2013 at 7:41 am |
Oh that was hilarious! I would say short and sweet but I’m not sure dog poo is sweet….
Love Daisy and Cress the Guinea Sisters xx
August 17, 2013 at 6:15 pm |
OMD. I think you might have a winner here. π
August 17, 2013 at 9:12 pm |
BOL. Good (I mean Bad) one!
Wags,
Ranger
August 18, 2013 at 4:21 am |
Bawahwahwhahhwahh that was so bad it’s a winner..BOL xx00xx
Mollie and Alfie
August 18, 2013 at 5:10 am |
Now THAT is comedy. In poem form. Well done π
August 20, 2013 at 7:37 am |
*zoomies in circle* The winners have been announced on my blog!
August 20, 2013 at 8:43 am |
Truth in poetry – love it.
August 20, 2013 at 9:42 am |
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August 20, 2013 at 10:04 am |
Congratulations on your bad poetry award. I have to say you earned it!
August 20, 2013 at 11:55 am |
Congratulations! Well done the poem was hilarious!
August 20, 2013 at 12:05 pm |
Thanks all! Pierson is super-excited about winning those treats. Perhaps he will switch from poo?
August 20, 2013 at 1:22 pm |
This one is pretty bad! Lol… good job! I think?
August 21, 2013 at 2:51 am |
What a brilliant poem, I couldn’t resist coming across and checking out the winning poem and now I see why you won!!
August 21, 2013 at 6:24 pm |
Congrats on your win!
August 21, 2013 at 6:54 pm |
Well done Pierson you told it as it is, no messing about, just straight, we all enjoyed hearing about the poo you ate (especially me Dougie) and I know you’ve won treats, hopefully much nicer eats xx
August 22, 2013 at 7:20 pm |
LOL that is excellently bad poetry!
August 25, 2013 at 9:35 am |
Congrats on winning! I loved the poem! π
September 16, 2013 at 6:43 pm |
This post is so much fun. I will be using this photograph of Pierson in my post today “Marvelous Mutt Monday.”
So far, Pierson’s winning with only one contender. Contest ends October 5, 2013.
September 16, 2013 at 6:49 pm |
Fantastic! Perhaps we can get the word out for more contestants. Even though I want Pierson to win, I think it would be more fun to win against other contestants than to win by default.
September 16, 2013 at 6:53 pm
Great. Let the games begin. Ask friends & family to share on their social media and with friends who have mutts.
Go Pierson!
September 16, 2013 at 6:57 pm
Posted on my G+, FB, and Twitter. π I will try to remember to do it again later in the week. BTW, do you have a FB and G+ page? I found your Twitter handle, but not the others.
September 16, 2013 at 10:55 pm
I just added a link to your blog under your marvelous mutt’s photograph and story.
February 12, 2014 at 9:21 am |
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